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It wasn’t at all reminiscent of a trailer park in the deep south.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
Musings, Memories and Rants
If you're easily offended, just stop now. Yes... that means you Karen. There is swearing, sarcasm and my honest opinion on things I have absolutely no authority on in here. Hold on to your hat Ethel!
The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Nov 20, 2022
- 6 min
Catch Me If You Can.... Bitch
Panting like an asthmatic smoker with a pack a day habit. I saw a car in the distance and began to panic.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- May 29, 2022
- 5 min
She's Back! And She's Lost Her Tractor Privileges
I am back.... from a much longer break than anticipated. But better late than never!
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Mar 19, 2022
- 4 min
Pods and Other Bullshit
My dad is comedy gold. He also has a healthy fear of the machine uprising.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Mar 6, 2022
- 3 min
Disagreements
I think we can all agree that I put up with a lot.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Feb 27, 2022
- 4 min
Nothing To See Here
The half that is left looks angry and not unlike it wants revenge.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Feb 21, 2022
- 4 min
Oh Happy Days
Picture it: Sicily, 1924..... And by Sicily I mean my parents house. And by 1924, I mean yesterday.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Feb 13, 2022
- 4 min
Book Sales Are Down
I don’t even know how to say this, so I am just going to come right out with it….
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Jan 30, 2022
- 4 min
The Sugars
I may have been a little overdue for my annual check up. Just by 5 or 7ish years. Whoops.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Jan 23, 2022
- 6 min
Don't Be Mad, Babe
I really should know better by now than to get miffed with Scotty before I have all the information.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Jan 16, 2022
- 3 min
The Cellar
I thought that this week I would share a little piece of writing I completed recently for the literature course I am taking.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Jan 9, 2022
- 3 min
This My Friend.... This Is A Cluster F***
Right now I am trying to decide if ole' Uncle Dougy is trying to get reelected by making these rather oscillating calls.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Dec 26, 2021
- 2 min
Holiday-Who-Be-What-EE?
I hope you are all having a wonderful (insert whatever won't offend you here), and it is bringing you some much needed reprieve.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Dec 19, 2021
- 6 min
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!
I am accident prone. I don't think that is a shocker for anyone who has been reading this blog for the last six months.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Dec 12, 2021
- 6 min
Start With a Half of a Half… For Safety!
n hindsight, this should have been my first warning to go FUCKING EASY on the brownies. But of course.... we all know that didn't happen.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Nov 28, 2021
- 4 min
Oh Boy.... This is Embarrassing
Speaking of inept, it has come to my attention that there are quite a few things that have been completely going over my head.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Nov 21, 2021
- 6 min
A List From N to Z
Annnnnnd we're back with your favourite segment. The highly anticipated part two of things that I just can't stand.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Nov 7, 2021
- 5 min
Domestic Bliss & Toilet Wine
Crossing me would be sketchy and I think he knows it. Ahhhh, domestic bliss.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Oct 24, 2021
- 2 min
Self Care Is Not Selfish
I know that change is supposed to be a good thing and blah blah blah. But overall, I am not a fan.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Oct 17, 2021
- 3 min
A List From A to M
Now I present to you the following; a list of things I despise…. From A-M. For your reading pleasure.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Oct 10, 2021
- 4 min
Time To Jump Off That High Horse
I am not sure exactly when I noticed that there was an unspoken understanding that “intelligent” people go to university.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Oct 3, 2021
- 5 min
It’s Coming From Inside The House
I just assumed every unexpected creak of the house in the night was a psychopath coming to kill us and wear our skin as a dress.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Sep 26, 2021
- 5 min
Balance is Key
He looked intimidating.... but in a really good way. Just absolutely dreamy. And it made me wonder if I'd be able to approach him in a bar.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Sep 19, 2021
- 6 min
Running with Scissors
I feel like when this happens, the little man in my brain that runs things just throws his clipboard into the air and storms out.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Sep 12, 2021
- 5 min
Like Martha Stewart.... But Trashy
He says potato, I say if you like coming home to dinner you'll check that attitude at the door.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Sep 6, 2021
- 2 min
Bonus Blog... What a Pain the A**
Anyways, I did put up a blog yesterday. If you missed it, I highly recommend you check it out. It has Scott in his underwear!
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Sep 5, 2021
- 5 min
Locals and Yolkals.
Did I ever tell you about the time he tracked down a cottager that was dumb enough to dump garbage on our road? No? Girrll, let me tell you
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Aug 29, 2021
- 5 min
They Just Don't Understand
If we bought that many jars, we would need a cabinet to store them in the garage to avoid any hassles with the fuzz.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Aug 22, 2021
- 4 min
That's THE Crazy Cat Lady to You!
I've officially crossed the line from cat enthusiast to bat shit crazy cat lady. Does it make it better that I am aware of it? Probably not.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Aug 15, 2021
- 5 min
Way Too Much Information
Hello everyone. It's been a week.... And I am not sure if I am hormonal or if I am edging towards another lovely breakdown.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Aug 8, 2021
- 3 min
Don't Take Shit Off of Anybody
For those of you who are currently feeling burnt out and at their wits end, I am here to remind you of something.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Aug 1, 2021
- 4 min
My Very Haunted House
There have been some strange happenings around the house, and I've come to the conclusion that it must be a ghost.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Jul 11, 2021
- 4 min
Irrational Fears and Library Books
Apparently a 30 year old woman being afraid of the dark is irrational. Puh-lease.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Jun 27, 2021
- 4 min
The Attack of the Kitten
My hand wrapped around a very wet, small. moving ball of hair. What in the actual FUCK?
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Jun 21, 2021
- 4 min
I'm Still Here.... And I Love Old People
There is absolutely nothing better than a senior that has absolutely no filter and does not give a fuck about consequences.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Jun 13, 2021
- 3 min
Great.... They've Ruined Pancakes
Not only am I bloated, crampy and anxious- but my house is a mess, laundry needs done and there is no food because I don't want to 'people'.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Jun 10, 2021
- 4 min
Fun Compulsions and Tormenting Obsessions
It can be a scary thing to actually talk about mental health and what it looks like in your own life.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Jun 6, 2021
- 4 min
Keeping Up With Nobody
Am I the only one out here who is fed up with this instagram filtered, material worshipping, self promoting, crisp, sham of a world?
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- Jun 3, 2021
- 4 min
We're Gonna Die Here
Scott and I moved to the middle of nowhere, in the middle of winter, a few years ago. In hindsight, this probably was not the best idea.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- May 30, 2021
- 4 min
It's a Cat Eat Dog World Out There
I'm a cat person. Cats are fluffy little psychopaths that don't have time for anyone's bullshit.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- May 23, 2021
- 5 min
Adulting and Other Inevitable Nonsense
I remember the exact moment I realized that adults are just people. I was seventeen and sitting in my elective sociology class.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- May 20, 2021
- 4 min
I Had A Thought
What kind of monster just hears his alarm, rubs his hands of over his face, rolls over and gets up? A fucking maniac, that's who.
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- May 16, 2021
- 4 min
Some Would Call Me A Hero
Have you ever met someone that was so unbelievably oblivious, you are forced to squint when they talk?
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The Simply Obsessive Blog
- May 13, 2021
- 3 min
Well Here We Are...
I definitely never thought that I would be a blogger... ugh... even the word blogger makes me want to gag. It makes me sound like an...
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